Did you ever notice that the lighting in a school gym is absolutely terrible? I’ve noticed. It’s one of the reasons I don’t have very many pictures of my children in their school performances. The other reason is that school performances, and certainly any lines or solos my children may have, are about seven seconds and if I have the camera in front of my face for even a moment
My last morning in New York City, was my favorite. I woke up early, because I wanted to take a walk all by myself before the itinerary chased me down and ran me over. (I’d spent most of the trip technically flattened by that thing, but I lay there flattened and grinning, darn it.) When I stepped from my hotel that morning, I was no longer watching a movie but
If I had eaten at Planet Hollywood in, say, Branson, Missouri, I would have been in something like my own personal, albeit imitation, heaven. I would even go so far as to recommend, dear owners of this fine franchise, that you move it to some place like Branson, Missouri. Effingham, Illinois. Des Moines, Iowa. Some place where people don’t feel they are anywhere near the same vicinity as actual Hollywood.